Fate Thread Recordings: Adventurer Lance: Ill Omen Acquisitions
  WARNING!!: NOTICE: LEAKED OFFICAL DOCUMENT. THIS DOCUMENT IS LEGALLY CONTROLED PROPERTY OF THE DRYZOR CORPORATION. DOCUMENT SECURITY LEVEL: 5: TOP SECRET ANY INTERACTION WITH THIS DOCUMENT WITH CONSTITUTE OFFICAL ACTION AN————
  Yyeeeaaahhh…… Just ignore that. Everything should be fine. Yo, reader. You can call me Karckess. Yeah, I know its not a great name but that doesn’t matter now. I’m leaking some illegal corporate documents that I “jazzed up” so they’re tolerable to read. I gave them to slap you with some clarity through that dreck those corp-rats spew like bile.
  So you might be wondering “Why would you leak this? Who are these people? And why should I care?”
  Well, to start with these people aren’t even in your realm. Technically, I’m not either. SOOO, no strings attached and you can play the nosey reader to your sick heart’s content. I can garuntee our place is worse than yours and cooler at the same time. But that’s only part of the bonus to make this read worth your while.
  This Adventurer team that you’ll be stalking is a band of five cursed losers who are forced to work together to collect these top-tier cursed items known as the Thorn-Wrought Omens, or just Omens for short. So who are these losers?
  Meet the team:
  Vexxenna Hawkthorn: Vex is a sorry excuse for a half-elf Witch, who turned to the class career of a Hexxen Bane, or Witch hunter. She’s got some problems that follow her rather persistently. And to make matters worse, she’s stuck with a family curse tied to the Omens that puts her sanity on the line.
  Trouble: Tro is Vex’s adopted brother. He’s a talented Adventurer with the Adroit and Deadeye classes, making him a valuable lance member. But he’s got his own secrets. A few among them being that he is a failed attempt at a living weapon, meaning he has no soul.
  Architallis Zenno: Doctor Zenno is a rat man Vhenari and talented Alchemyst. He has a small health problem. His genetics are slowly dissolving, forcing him to splice new genetic material into himself regularly. He also has a small legal problem. He was imprisoned for illegally experimenting on more than four-dozen people.
  Alexander Stehling: Alex was once a famous star among the Adventure Recordings, known for being a powerful and skilled Knyght. His life went great until he took a fall from an injury. He thought he was getting his life back on track after he got a little help, only to find himself standing over a field of corpses and he was holding the axe.
  Sin: Sin is an immortal who has lived for thousands of years and seen countless things incredible and terrible. His biggest trouble is his luck. Everyone has bad days. Every day is a bad day for Sin. Sin dies most days.
 
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