{"name":"Bamblenoodle\u2019s Paradox","item_type":"Wondrous Item","rarity":"Legendary","price":"","weight":"","properties":"[h4]Chaotic Resilience:[\/h4]\r\nWhenever you are hit by an attack, roll a d10 on the Table of Nonsense to determine the effect. The effect is immediate and often unpredictable.\r\n[h4]Laughing Armor:[\/h4]\r\nWhile wearing Bamblenoodle\u2019s Paradox, you emit random, maniacal laughter when targeted by an attack, causing disadvantage on attack rolls against you once per short rest.\r\n[h4]Vibrant Aura:[\/h4]\r\nAllies within 10 feet of you gain +1 AC but must make a DC 13 Wisdom saving throw at the start of their turn or burst into uncontrollable giggles, losing their bonus action for that turn.\r\n[h2]Enhanced Properties (Post-Attunement)[\/h2]\r\n[h4]Incomprehensible Dodge:[\/h4]\r\nOnce per round, when you are hit by an attack, you can impose a roll on the Table of Nonsense without taking damage.\r\n[h4]Shift of Probability:[\/h4]\r\nAt the start of each of your turns, you may roll a d20. On a natural 20, you and all allies within 30 feet have AC set to 30 for the next round. On a natural 1, you and all allies have AC set to 5 for the next round.\r\n[h4]Eternal Cacophony:[\/h4]\r\nAs an action, you can unleash a burst of chaotic noise in a 30-foot radius. All creatures within the area must succeed on a DC 18 Constitution saving throw or take 5d8 psychic damage and be deafened for 1 minute.\r\n[h4]Table of Nonsense[\/h4]\r\nWhenever you are hit by an attack, roll a d10:\r\n[b](BAMBLENOODLE TABLE)[\/b]\r\n\r\n[h2]Special Ability: Paradoxical Existence[\/h2]\r\nOnce per long rest, you can activate Paradoxical Existence for 1 minute:\r\n\r\n[ul][li]All creatures within 30 feet must roll a d6 at the start of their turn. On a 1\u20133, their AC is reduced by 5. On a 4\u20136, their AC is increased by 5.[\/li][\/ul]\r\n[ul][li]You gain resistance to all damage types, but each time you take damage, a random creature within 30 feet heals for half the damage dealt.[\/li][\/ul]\r\n[ul][li]At the end of the duration, roll on the Table of Nonsense for a final effect that applies to all creatures within 30 feet.[\/li][\/ul]","description":"Bamblenoodle\u2019s Paradox is an utterly ridiculous artifact that defies all logic and reason. Taking the form of a shimmering, technicolor belt covered in spinning gears, jingling bells, and a single blinking eye at the buckle, the Paradox hums with a chaotic energy that seems eager to unleash nonsense at every opportunity.\r\n\r\nForged in a fit of divine whimsy by Dydur, the god of Substances, Festivity, Ecstasy, Debauchery, and Madness, Bamblenoodle\u2019s Paradox ensures that no situation remains predictable. Those who dare to wear it are rewarded\u2014or punished\u2014with the absolute absurd.","armor_class":"","strength_requirement":"","weapon_subtype":"None","weapon_damage":"","weapon_secondary_damage":"","weapon_damage_type":"None","weapon_range":"","attunement":"Dance of Chaos","source":"","image_gallery_id":"","tags":"","templateId":"2999","blockId":"1654826","world":"4e631094-0c86-4f24-a3fd-23a77d4c1caa","folder":"23d99105-89a5-449c-93c8-8cbe95447fbd","isShared":"on"}