Acquisitions Incorporated

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[["D100","Trinket"],["1","A perfect skipping stone"],["2","Three weighted dice that always roll low"],["3","A locket with a picture of Jim Darkmagic"],["4","A tiny anvil and smith's hammer"],["5","A nonfunctional Immovable Rod"],["6","A DIY acupuncture kit"],["7","A stuffed owlbear toy"],["8","A diagram for a new war lute"],["9","A declaration of war against a nation no one has ever heard of"],["10","A pipe that emits green smoke"],["11","A glass eye"],["12","The centerpiece of a priceless chandelier"],["13","A fine cane with a secret compartment"],["14","A letter written by Rosie Beestinger"],["15","A coin that always lands on its edge"],["16","The deed and title to an abandoned windmill and three acres of tillable land that you've never been able to find"],["17","A menu from Big Daddy Donaar's Yum Yum Hut"],["18","A small purse that screams loudly when opened"],["19","A deep-crow-feather quill"],["20","A pair of breeches that always smells faintly of honey"],["21","A one-armed Viari doll (Apocalypse Dagger accessory missing)"],["22","A leather pouch filled with various finger bones of unknown provenance"],["23","The collar of your childhood pet, Nutmeg"],["24","A seashell that, when pressed to the ear, speaks in lowing rhymes"],["25","A recipe book for cooking with mushrooms"],["26","One expired coupon for "A Free Cornerstone""],["27","A portable beehive"],["28","Goggles that literally tint everything rose colored"],["29","A Wand of Wonder that allows you to cast only Mending"],["30","A bracelet woven from mistletoe"],["31","A curved claw from an unknown beast that small children are always frightened of"],["32","A longsword that can be folded down in 1 minute and hidden in your pocket"],["33","A living graft of what you believe to be the World Tree"],["34","A tattered scarf with the Acquisitions Incorporated logo"],["35","A box containing a torn-up letter"],["36","An old contract marked "Void""],["37","A small pigeon in a cage"],["38","An Acquisitions Incorporated "Green Flame" foam finger"],["39","A "C" Team lunchbox"],["40","A potted plant that grows different fruit on every branch"],["41","A book of adventures for children"],["42","An Omin action figure with detachable maul and holy symbol"],["43","A pint glass engraved with a picture of a keg robot"],["44","A giant hockey puck"],["45","A miniature cannon that actually fires"],["46","A very fancy red scarf and matching handkerchief"],["47","An arrow once shot by Morgraen"],["48","A purple worm toy"],["49","A burned doll whose eyes follow you around the room"],["50","An infinite inkwell"],["51","A band embroidered with the symbol of the Six"],["52","A squishy cactus"],["53","A velvet blindfold"],["54","A dirty figurine of a triceratops that can't be cleaned"],["55","A used (and thus nonmagical) noble knife from the Noble Knife"],["56","A quill that rotates through all the colors of the rainbow"],["57","A twenty-sided die that only rolls the number 4"],["58","A pointed hat that glows in the dark"],["59","A cup that hums when filled with water"],["60","A mug fashioned from the skull of someone else's enemy"],["61","A small glass jar containing an immortal firefly"],["62","A fake mustache made from gnome facial hair"],["63","A petrified troll finger"],["64","Half of a map"],["65","The other half of a map"],["66","An unreasonable amount of pocket lint"],["67","A dozen flyers for a local gnome food place"],["68","Omin Dran's business card"],["69","A lock of hair from a changeling"],["70","A marble that rolls uphill"],["71","A piece of parchment listing a command word for a powerful magic item"],["72","A book titled Conversational Giant"],["73","A user's manual for an Apparatus of Kwalish"],["74","A signed headshot of famous bard Spice Caraway"],["75","The eye of a basilisk in a crystal box"],["76","A postcard from Ravnica"],["77","A stamp collection"],["78","A small piece of solidified smoke"],["79","A six-sided die that sometimes rolls a seven"],["80","A left-handed gauntlet"],["81","A music box that plays nursery rhymes"],["82","A locket that's bigger on the outside than the inside"],["83","A potted plant that grows hair instead of leaves"],["84","A collection of teeth"],["85","A coin whose minting date always shows three years in the future"],["86","A green drinking horn taken from a very large bull"],["87","A small book containing pressed and dried botanical samples"],["88","A hatched chimera egg"],["89","A slightly used red bandit mask"],["90","A tiny stirge encased in amber"],["91","A large bottle of Red Larch Ale that can't be opened"],["92","A cane topped with a stylized golden bulldog"],["93","A note in your own hand that you don't remember writing"],["94","A sprig of herbs from your family's garden"],["95","A tankard stolen from the Dran & Courtier"],["96","A small, severed tentacle preserved in alcohol"],["97","A walnut with a face drawn on it"],["98","A small flask of liquid from the Lake of Radiant Mists"],["99","An ice cube that never melts"],["100","An expertly carved sword hilt with the blade snapped cleanly off"]]

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D100	Trinket
1	A perfect skipping stone
2	Three weighted dice that always roll low
3	A locket with a picture of Jim Darkmagic
4	A tiny anvil and smith's hammer
5	A nonfunctional Immovable Rod
6	A DIY acupuncture kit
7	A stuffed owlbear toy
8	A diagram for a new war lute
9	A declaration of war against a nation no one has ever heard of
10	A pipe that emits green smoke
11	A glass eye
12	The centerpiece of a priceless chandelier
13	A fine cane with a secret compartment
14	A letter written by Rosie Beestinger
15	A coin that always lands on its edge
16	The deed and title to an abandoned windmill and three acres of tillable land that you've never been able to find
17	A menu from Big Daddy Donaar's Yum Yum Hut
18	A small purse that screams loudly when opened
19	A deep-crow-feather quill
20	A pair of breeches that always smells faintly of honey
21	A one-armed Viari doll (Apocalypse Dagger accessory missing)
22	A leather pouch filled with various finger bones of unknown provenance
23	The collar of your childhood pet, Nutmeg
24	A seashell that, when pressed to the ear, speaks in lowing rhymes
25	A recipe book for cooking with mushrooms
26	One expired coupon for "A Free Cornerstone"
27	A portable beehive
28	Goggles that literally tint everything rose colored
29	A Wand of Wonder that allows you to cast only Mending
30	A bracelet woven from mistletoe
31	A curved claw from an unknown beast that small children are always frightened of
32	A longsword that can be folded down in 1 minute and hidden in your pocket
33	A living graft of what you believe to be the World Tree
34	A tattered scarf with the Acquisitions Incorporated logo
35	A box containing a torn-up letter
36	An old contract marked "Void"
37	A small pigeon in a cage
38	An Acquisitions Incorporated "Green Flame" foam finger
39	A "C" Team lunchbox
40	A potted plant that grows different fruit on every branch
41	A book of adventures for children
42	An Omin action figure with detachable maul and holy symbol
43	A pint glass engraved with a picture of a keg robot
44	A giant hockey puck
45	A miniature cannon that actually fires
46	A very fancy red scarf and matching handkerchief
47	An arrow once shot by Morgraen
48	A purple worm toy
49	A burned doll whose eyes follow you around the room
50	An infinite inkwell
51	A band embroidered with the symbol of the Six
52	A squishy cactus
53	A velvet blindfold
54	A dirty figurine of a triceratops that can't be cleaned
55	A used (and thus nonmagical) noble knife from the Noble Knife
56	A quill that rotates through all the colors of the rainbow
57	A twenty-sided die that only rolls the number 4
58	A pointed hat that glows in the dark
59	A cup that hums when filled with water
60	A mug fashioned from the skull of someone else's enemy
61	A small glass jar containing an immortal firefly
62	A fake mustache made from gnome facial hair
63	A petrified troll finger
64	Half of a map
65	The other half of a map
66	An unreasonable amount of pocket lint
67	A dozen flyers for a local gnome food place
68	Omin Dran's business card
69	A lock of hair from a changeling
70	A marble that rolls uphill
71	A piece of parchment listing a command word for a powerful magic item
72	A book titled Conversational Giant
73	A user's manual for an Apparatus of Kwalish
74	A signed headshot of famous bard Spice Caraway
75	The eye of a basilisk in a crystal box
76	A postcard from Ravnica
77	A stamp collection
78	A small piece of solidified smoke
79	A six-sided die that sometimes rolls a seven
80	A left-handed gauntlet
81	A music box that plays nursery rhymes
82	A locket that's bigger on the outside than the inside
83	A potted plant that grows hair instead of leaves
84	A collection of teeth
85	A coin whose minting date always shows three years in the future
86	A green drinking horn taken from a very large bull
87	A small book containing pressed and dried botanical samples
88	A hatched chimera egg
89	A slightly used red bandit mask
90	A tiny stirge encased in amber
91	A large bottle of Red Larch Ale that can't be opened
92	A cane topped with a stylized golden bulldog
93	A note in your own hand that you don't remember writing
94	A sprig of herbs from your family's garden
95	A tankard stolen from the Dran & Courtier
96	A small, severed tentacle preserved in alcohol
97	A walnut with a face drawn on it
98	A small flask of liquid from the Lake of Radiant Mists
99	An ice cube that never melts
100	An expertly carved sword hilt with the blade snapped cleanly off

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